I got home from the gym with Mary today and I saw a note on my car!
I was hoping it was from a secret admirer.
I opened it up, and on the half-sheet of lined paper I read,
"Hi. If you like to
Sell this car
Green Honda Civic
please call me
No, I'm not interested in selling my car.
And also, please don't steal it.
Also, I got a new wallet today that is, according to my cousin Laura, "Totally you."
I'm sure you can imagine it.