So I was chillin' at Curves and I noticed the white board had a new message on it. It said, "Write your New Year's resolution." There were things up there that said, "Love my body," "Work out more," "Be a better friend."
I picked up a pen and wrote, "Give more free advice."
So, to honor my New Year's resolution just a little bit, here it goes:
If you are a jerk, stop being a jerk. If you are lame, stop being lame.
But maybe I should have said that to the person who needs to hear it.