How to be a cool 8th grader:
1) Call all the seventh graders "Sevies"
2) Giggle with your friends about everything
3) Have a cell phone
4) Have unlimited texting
5) Have a "signature" for your texts. Appropriate names include "Suma" "The Tornado" "White Pony" and "Hugs"
6) Forward all those lame forward things with picture and sound to your 24-year-old cousin
7) Have a crush
I don't know if it should worry me or not, but according to this list, I would make a pretty awesome 8th grader.