I got home from church, checked out the scene, and then got online to talk with my sister in law. The name says, "Briz" but don't be tricked, it's really Jiz. The following is our conversation.
me: i don't want to be at grandma's party
she's just crazy
and i have a headache
sometimes i can handle crazy
but not right now
Briz: we just called you guys
are you at home?
4:43 PM me: yes
Briz: she told us that she couldn't talk long on the phone because she was choking on her spit
me: and mom was outside talking to you guys and i was left to talk to grandma
Briz: that is pretty...CRAZY
she got mad at dad
Briz: so are you hiding out?
4:44 PM me: yes
Briz: what'd she get mad at?
me: oh, gma said something like, "Jeez, Melanie sure is talking a long time with
4:45 PM me: and dad said, "well, you got off the phone in a hurry. it sounded like you didn't want to be talking. you said, "Yeah, Yeah, we've got to eat."
and Grandma said, "No, i DID NOT"
Briz: oh man...I'm dying over here...hilarious
me: and dad said, "Yes, you did, it made it seem like we were going to eat right away"
and then dad rolls his eyes and walks out
4:46 PM Briz: leaving you with her?
in her fiery state?
me: and grandma says, "NO I DIDN"T.. "
and as she is dipping into the salsa, "sailsah" if you're grandma,
4:47 PM she says, "I was CHOKING ON MY OWN SPIT" which she was choking on as she tried to eat her chip and salsa
Briz: it's all coming together
this is hilarious
me: and then she was grumbling, "I have to tell him that is not how i didn't mean this is all so.." and
then she waddles out the door
and i see her approach mom
Briz: this is great
4:48 PM me: and she says something like, "TELL HIM I WAS CHOKING ON MY SPIT"
Briz: you're going to have a most excellent party
we did get that message
me: but i was watching from inside and then decided i was alone, so i should get out of there
so i don't really know what happened next
Briz: are you in your room?
Briz: you slid out of there quick man!
And that was it. I will have to go out there soon, and face the excitement. But you should know my headache is wearing off. So don't worry too much about me. I thought maybe this would be a nice time to share your favorite stories about my grandma. So please, leave a comment.