Due to my laissez-faire-ish attitude towards the social aspects of my ward, I basically have no idea what is going on in everyone's private lives.
I know, I'm lame.
But, recently, I have found a source. My source informs me of the personal goings-on of my peers. It's super handy. I get to hear who has broken up, who has gotten together, who is uncertain whether they like every boy or just most of them, and it all comes in handy bits of text information.
Now I get information that isn't any of my business without ever seeking after it! It's ideal! For example, I woke up this morning to find a text informing me of the latest bit of ward gossip. It's like my very own US Weekly, except cheaper and more convenient.