Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Cheaper and More Convenient

Due to my laissez-faire-ish attitude towards the social aspects of my ward, I basically have no idea what is going on in everyone's private lives.

I know, I'm lame.

But, recently, I have found a source. My source informs me of the personal goings-on of my peers. It's super handy. I get to hear who has broken up, who has gotten together, who is uncertain whether they like every boy or just most of them, and it all comes in handy bits of text information.

Now I get information that isn't any of my business without ever seeking after it! It's ideal! For example, I woke up this morning to find a text informing me of the latest bit of ward gossip. It's like my very own US Weekly, except cheaper and more convenient.


JesseJames said...

Are you serious that is ridiculous I hope you are joking about the text. Wow gossip is amazing! Be glad you are out of the loop. Hey we need to catch up sometime soon.

Ky said...

That's awesome! Your own Extra!

I have one of those. Her name is Brittany. She knows everything about everyone. It is so useful, even multiple times each week!

Oh I am so happy for you and your ward gossip texting source.

Amanda said...

Good because you are my gossip source, so it suits my purposes if you are better informed.