You guys. I haven't been here in so long that my browser didn't even recognize my blog address.
This is so embarrassing.
What is possibly more embarrassing is that I washed my face, brushed my teeth, and then climbed into bed all by 7:30 tonight.
Around 8:20 I was awoken by a large buzzing fly, buzzing and flying all up in my personal space. When that happens I always think the fly is someone I know, who was ruthlessly transfigured into a fly by an evil sorcerer, and this fly is trying to communicate with me so that I may save his life!
And then I get real and start planning a way to kill it. I don't have a fly swatter, but I do have magazines. That poor fly didn't know what hit it.